Scooter did, so i jumped his train

Make a list for next year's hurricanes:

Asshat on Meth
Bifurcater of the Waves
Chastity the Withholder
Doiley Bat the Aimless
Elihu the Destroyer
Fluffy Fuckstick
Gorgon's Breath
Hiroshima II
Inuit (Inuit is bearing down on Galveston...The Inuit's eye...I mean, can you imagine?)
Jerome the Stome
Kermit the Storm
Lemmy
Megido Lemmy- Kicks More Ass, Bigger and Faster
Nino - not El Nino, Nino. No not the guy at the bodega dumbass, the STORM!
Ovum Rectum
Plantagenant I (can be reused every year...start a dynasty...)
Quasar the Swirly
Ronco
Squid Spinner
Taco
Uvalutoriste- say that weather channel trogolodyte while leaning into 100 mph winds and whipping up panic!
Voltron Sucked
Womyn - 'cause a hurricane is a bitch.
Xenon the Posh
Yenta the Yadda
Zed the Browneyed Minstrel